fiftyshadesofstony

Anonymous asked:

I found this prompt on the aph kink meme and I DESPERATELY NEED IT for Steve and Tony: Meeting because they accidentally grabbed the wrong bag of clothes at the laundromat and then obviously getting to know each other and hooking up. Any clothes-sharing kinks that might result would be great.

theappleppielifestyle answered:

Steve dumps his clothes out on his couch, and is in the middle of folding a shirt when he realizes it’s definitely not his. For one, it has no holes in it, looks like it’s been worn maybe once, and looks more expensive than Steve’s crappy car.

Frowning, Steve starts going through the pile. Those- definitely aren’t his pants, and he doesn’t even own sheets this fancy. He picks up the bag again, searching until he finds a business card.

He calls the number.

"Hello, this is Pepper Potts, Tony’s not here right now, can I take a message?"

Steve raises his eyebrows. Someone who can afford clothes this fancy and an assistant shouldn’t be using a dry cleaner’s like the one Steve frequents. “Uh, hi. I’m Steve Rogers, I think I picked up Tony’s bag at the dry cleaner’s by accident and I’d like to return it. And hopefully get my bag back, because most of my clothes were in there.”

Looking down at the bag in his other hand, he realizes it looks less worn than Steve’s version. And there’s a different logo on the side that he probably should’ve noticed.

"You took Mr. Stark’s laundry bag," Pepper repeats slowly. "And you’d like to return it."

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Stony fic

theappleppielifestyle

Anonymous asked:

could i request steve overhearing tony talking about this guy he has a crush on, this smart, funny guy with amazing eyes and steve feels like shit bc he always knews his crush on tony was unrequited but now he's gonna have to watch tony make out with this awesome guy and pretend to be happy for him. and steve totally broods about it for a while until tony's like 'wtf is with you' and steve blurts it out and tony stares and goes 'oh my god i was talking about YOU you big idiot' and then kissing

theappleppielifestyle answered:

Spooning another heap of Chunky Monkey into his mouth, Steve remembers how soft Tony’s voice was when he said he’s never felt this way before.

He’s kind of glad he only heard Tony say all those things and didn’t see his face, because if he did, Steve thinks he would be remembering his expressions and trying to imagine them being directed at him, and Steve’s already reached dangerous levels of pathetic without delving into creepy territory.

Someone knocks on the door, and Steve sighs, pausing his TV. “Go away,” he yells, and then unpauses it. The laugh track runs, and Steve chuckles halfheartedly along with it, because he’s having a good time, damnit.

Steve is fine.

Really.

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kelslk

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

i need more of natasha romanoff being brusque and unexpected when demonstrating physical affection to her loved ones (like a cat):

steve sits down on the couch with a beer and a bowl of pretzels and the next second natasha’s on his lap, drinking his beer and…

fiftyshadesofstony
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bootycap

igavethatbitchalink asked:

Dad!Tony and Dad!Steve meeting while both taking their girls out for ice cream. Steve commenting on how messy their daughters are with their ice cream and Tony snorts and says 'You should see me in the morning doing her hair.' And the conversation about them being single dads go from there.

bootycap answered:

they get on like a house fire and before long they’re done eating and both of their little girls are getting annoyed because they’re bored and finally one of them is like, ‘ugh, dad, flirt on your own time’ (it’s tony’s girl, of course it is) and they both kind of stop and laugh at each other

and finally steve is like, ‘so, i was going to take her to the park for a little while… do you want to join us?’

and of course tony says yes and the moment he does, the two girls are up like a shot and heading for the door leaving the two men chasing after them

steve opens the door for tony and the rest of them and as tony walks by he says something about how steve looks familiar and steve mentions that he lives in the area and tony’s like, ‘oh wait! you jog around here, don’t you?’ and steve says yes and then tony’s eyes glaze over

'yeah… i've definitely seen you before. though you might have to take that shirt off for me to be sure.'

steve coughs out a surprised laugh and then presses his lips together. he leans down close enough to tony so the girls can’t hear and says, ‘maybe later’ but he’s yanked away before he can see tony’s response, a small hand on his as his daughter pulls him along telling him all about how awesome she is on the monkey bars and how she can’t wait to show her new friend.

scifigrl47

Prompts for Pie 17: Running with Steve, Sam and Carol

scifigrl47:

“You know what I like best about running with Captain America?” Carol Danvers asked.

“No, what do you like best about running with Captain America?” Sam Wilson replied, grinning

“This isn’t going to end well for me, is it?” Steve Rogers said. They both ignored him, which took real effort, because they were running alongside him, Sam on his right and Carol on his left. They had a talent, however, for talking around him. One of these days, he was going to smack their heads together.

It was a pleasant thought. He had it often enough during these early morning runs.

“Having to wait at the corner of every street for the walk signal!” Carol said, glaring at Steve out of the corner of her eyes.

“We’re not running into traffic. It’s dangerous,” Steve pointed out.

“It’s pre-dawn,” Sam said. “What the hell traffic are you seeing here that we’re not, Cap?”

“It’s the law.”

“Jaywalking is the Massachusetts state sport,” Carol said.

“And we’re in New York.”

“Pissing off cabbies is the New York state sport,” Sam pointed out. “It’s got a great motto.”

“Yeah?” Carol asked, grinning. “What would that be?”

“I’m WALKING here!” Sam yelled at the sky.

“I regret introducing you two,” Steve said.

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